Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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