If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
This is the high leading the old right now
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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