Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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