belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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