I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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