Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
