No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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