No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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