so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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