I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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