I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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