well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i think i have herpe
just one?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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