Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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