Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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