ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
