can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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