We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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