There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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