Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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