Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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