After last night, I could never be a politician.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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