We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just want to make out with him forever
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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