ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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