I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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