I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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