i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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