My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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