Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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