shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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