This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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