I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
