actually, I'm a sock model
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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