So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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