It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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