Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
