her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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