btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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