What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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