I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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