there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i came on her dog
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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