Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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