Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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