Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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