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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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