Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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