You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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