I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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