Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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