Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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