Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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