with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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