you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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