Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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