My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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